Turning a bit choc!

Gosh - just noticed that after rafting in the sun today I am slightly sunburnt, but mostly very black! Forearms are like a couple of chocolate rolls! Legs are like jam roly polys! erm.. yes I have eaten...

Thinking about it, I have been abusing my body so much lately (no, not like that!).

First I get my leg waxed,
I fall off a motorbike,
I get burnt them the sun,
I dive to depths of 20 metres,
I climb up 4,000 metre high mountains (and suffer for the following 4 days!),
I get attacked by stupid biting fish,
I get bitten by mosquitos and today while rafting these massive marsh flies (think a fat bluebottle but brown and likes to suck your blood and distract you whilst paddling ("argh bloody fly.... argh rapid water.... argh gglug glug (fallen in)"))

I think I might go skydiving next!

But with my track record maybe not...